Momology 101

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.
~Joan Kerr, Please Don't Eat the Daisies, 1957

This is so true.

I don't even want to know how many times I've ended an argument with one of my kids with 'because I said so'. Or my favorite...'you're not the boss of me'. *hangs head shamefully*

There's just something about arguing with someone I can't reason with that brings out the five-year-old in me. I get the urge to stick my tongue out at them and then run away.

I don't.

Not usually, anyway. ;)